Daily Lark

Good morning, Odin! Today is Saturday, May 9, 2026.

It's 54° and getting warmer. Sunscreen might be a good idea! Overcast — the sun might poke through later.
It's Lost Sock Memorial Day! Scientists think dryers really do eat socks -- they can slip through gaps around the door!
Weekend!

News for Odin

🏒 The Avalanche play today at 7:00 PM MT vs Minnesota Wild!

⚾ The Rockies won 9-7 vs Philadelphia Phillies!

⚾ The Rockies play again today at 4:05 PM MT vs Philadelphia Phillies!

Knock knock. Who's there?

Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the music, I love this song!

In 1913, the zipper was patented.

Before zippers, people used buttons, hooks, and laces to close up their clothes. Getting dressed took forever!

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